Let’s be honest, Valentine’s Day isn’t exactly in everyone’s top five of favorite holidays. But we can all agree it’s the perfect holiday to be cheesy. It’s a day filled with roses, giant teddy bears, heart-shaped foods, and timelines overloaded with images of couples hopelessly devoted to one another, (if you didn’t give up social media for Lent, of course).
It’s nice to have a day where everyone is celebrating love. Even if you’re one of those “anti-Valentine’s Day” celebrators, it still comes around every February 14th, so why not have a little fun with it? The internet has provided us with a plethora of cute baby animals, which we love. But one of the best things to happen to social media is the witty puns we post as captions— most of which are perfect for punny Valentine’s Day captions.
The cheesier and more random, the better. And a good, punny caption is nicer to read than a nauseating long paragraph on how you met your significant other.
We did our due diligence and scoured the internet for our favorite V-day puns to add to your Instas. It’s the extra special touch you need to get into the double digits of likes.
You have a pizza my heart. 🍕
The perfect excuse to have pizza as your special Valentine meal.
I like you a latte. ☕️
For when you and bae get coffee after your hot date.
You whisk me off me feet.
Perfect caption if you’re staying in to make a nice meal rather than be bothered by the public.
I knead you. 🐱
Cats make for the purrfect valentine if you’re flying solo this year!
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
This can really go with any pic.
I wheely like you. 🚴
Best paired with a photo of that bike trip you took last summer.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
All you medical peeps will appreciate this one.
I sulfur when you argon.
This one took us a minute, but we’re sure all you science nerds will appreciate it!
You’re the one pho me. 🍜
Because if it’s not pizza, then we want an excuse for Asian cuisine take-out.